I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

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He’s right.  It’s always better to go and make things happen for yourself than sit around hoping for them to happen.

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I’m put together beautifully
Big wet bottle in my fist, big wet rose in my teeth
I’m perfect piece of ass

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Who do you love?
I want to know his name
And does he feel like I feel?
Is he standing in the rain?

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Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani

Need to go here.  Not because of the rain - we get a wee bit of that here in Scotland.  But New York *sigh*
I think I’m like Woody Allen’s Isaac in Manhattan - I romanticise the city out of all proportion, and I’ve never been.

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Rain In New York. Photo By David Hanjani

Need to go here.  Not because of the rain - we get a wee bit of that here in Scotland.  But New York *sigh*

I think I’m like Woody Allen’s Isaac in Manhattan - I romanticise the city out of all proportion, and I’ve never been.

Booked my next tattoo for Tuesday morning.  It can’t come quickly enough.

I’ve been texting people with the message “Good Friday?” all day and nobody is really appreciating it.

Is there ever going to be a week that will go by without either Kanye West or his fiancée Kim Kardashian featuring in Celebrity Watch? CW’s gonna be totally honest with you: it doubts it. It doubts it all to hell and back.

This week, West made the Press Association ticker-tape by releasing a new song, I Won, in which he paeans Kardashian in rhyme: “I wanna dip that ass in gold” he raps, a proposition that makes CW incredibly nervous, given how badly a similar process went for Shirley Eaton in Goldfinger.

But even as CW was fretting over this terrible health-and-safety issue, West had gone on to make his next major statement. Recalling how Kardashian chose a rap star (him) over a sports star (some sports stars), he rapped, “I made it over NBA, NFL players/ So every time I score it’s like the Super Bowl.”

Now, while CW does not doubt that this lyric comes from a place of love and admiration, it feels it must caution West as to the unfortunate nature of this particular simile. Saying “I made it over NBA, NFL players” makes it sound like there was a huddle of them, grouped around Kardashian’s private areas, that West had to bust through while wearing a helmet and gumshield, that one billion people watched it on TV and that the Red Hot Chili Peppers played at half-time.

And as for “So every time I score it’s like the Super Bowl” — has he even thought about this? The goalposts in the NFL are 40ft tall and 18ft 6in wide and Kardashian’s just had a baby. To be honest, given the circumstances, this is the worst simile for making love to your wife ever.

— Caitlin Moran’s “Celebrity Watch”, The Times, Friday 18th April

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